Chau Verano, Te Mando Un Beso

8 Apr

Top Reasons Why To Love Summer In Buenos Aires:

Tits and Ass on the News

It wouldn’t be an Argentine summer without tits and ass shown on TV – and LOTS of it. Everywhere you look HOLA TETAS, HOLA CULOS.  Imagine a combination of a D-level small town news channel teaming up with Wild On E! or MTV Spring Break.


The Commercials

Argentina is known for their funny, inventive commercials – especially when summertime rolls around.  These pretty much exemplify how Argies are quite creative when it comes to publicidades.

Speedy: Oriundos Verano 2011

Sprite: De Lejos Están Todas Buenas

 

Claro: El Tema De Verano


Real and Fake Beaches

Many will say that the best Argentine beaches are in Uruguay.  But despite what these beach snobs say, there are beautiful weekend vacation spots along the Costa Atlántica.  Steer clear of the Mar del Plata craziness, the Jersey Shore’s latino cousin, and check out more relaxed destinations like Mar Azul, Cariló, Mar de Las Pampas and Villa Gesell.

Mauricio Macri at Buenos Aires Playa, wearing a stylish hat

As Artificial As The Tetas

If you can’t make it to the real beach, no need to worry – you can stay in Capital and still get the whole playa experience: yellow umbrellas, sand, beach volleyball, outdoor showers – you know, everything important minus the actual ocean. Visit Buenos Aires Playa, Peru Beach or even a plaza in your barrio and it’s almost like the real thing.

Empty Subte

Riding on the subway can be hell on earth – it’s like walking into a sauna that has never been cleaned, filled with garbage, urine, and pushy old ladies with hand fans.  But when summer rolls around, the number of sweaty men in suits slightly decreases, fatties with dripping arm pits manage not to get up in your grill, and elbowing middle aged woman (and men) tend not to push so hard to get a seat.

6 Responses to “Chau Verano, Te Mando Un Beso”

  1. Murphy April 8, 2011 at 10:15 am #

    I think the worst people on the subway are older men. They do all the pushing and they smell the worst.

    P.S. My favorite commercial is totally this one:

  2. ceci April 15, 2011 at 11:39 am #

    from a few years ago, but i love all these quilmes commercials “el verano te encuentra” with the typical argentine vacation spots: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FikzU4yeu9Y

  3. Francisco April 30, 2011 at 11:39 pm #

    Uruguay is another country, actually. Or i didn’t get the joke. :P

    • razalba May 7, 2011 at 9:16 am #

      You mean to say Uruguay and Argentina are two different countries?!! All these years living here and I thought Uruguay was in Zona Norte… ;)

  4. Nacho Basail July 21, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

    Brilliant,I just LOLd at work and everyone looked at me.

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