Breaking News: Summer is back another year!

7 Jan

Move over MTV Spring Break and Wild On E!, Summer has hit the República! And you know what that means at all the local Argentine networks…. VAMOS A LA PLAYA!  Or a pool, or a fake beach with artificial sand, really wherever there are girls in bikinis.  Lucky correspondents and creepy cameramen have been counting down the days until the tight assed, thonged out, boluda screaming argentinas migrate to the beach to make their culos dance when the camera comes around. Each local news station dedicates about half of each show to the beach segments, forcing   sunbathers to parade in a circle and answer questions like, “do you have any tattoos?” “are your tits real?” and “what did you eat for lunch?”

It wouldn’t be complete without the inserted cheesy sound effects (boiiing), dangerous close ups on the female body, idiotic commentary about those close ups (EPAAA), and then re-watching it all over again on a nightly talk show where a “panel of experts” dissects the channel’s daily tush-montage.

“Todo Metido” Cameraman’s shadow right on the ass crack

6 Responses to “Breaking News: Summer is back another year!”

  1. Pearl January 7, 2011 at 2:24 am #

    I loved this….!!!

  2. Ana January 7, 2011 at 11:16 am #

    AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cronica TV has been doing that for ever, they don’t even bother to change that stupid slogan.
    It breaks my heart to think that this is the kind of thing people want to see on TV: culos y tetas; giggly, vacuous girls. *sigh*

  3. Tommy (Arg) January 16, 2011 at 11:23 pm #

    Hola , since you are a Seinfeld fan do you remember this chapter that i’m showing you on this link?: http://twitpic.com/3bcmay/full

    Look the Rosamonte yerba mate above Kramer’s head!!

  4. razalba January 17, 2011 at 10:03 pm #

    no way!! jaja that is rosamonte mate.. this is either the butter shave episode or the one where he falls asleep in the tanning bed before meeting his novias family

  5. Paul Strobl January 19, 2011 at 4:31 pm #

    ….and so many Argentineans like to talk about how their culture is not latino like “those other countries.” 5 seconds of Tinelli or CronicaTV gives evidence to the contrary.

  6. toeswade February 17, 2011 at 12:44 am #

    Noooo! This can’t be true! Im fucking planning on moving to this country! Oh shit, I bought that all “not latino like those other countries” crap right off..

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