My favorite morning news channel, C5N, continues to report the latest breaking headlines.
In the health segment of Mañanas Argentinas, my dream boyfriend Dr. Cormillot and his crew of pelotudos (if I was British, I’d use the word wanker, but I’m not) discuss, in-depth, the Argentine fútbol team’s diet. Argentina is playing awfully well so far, so what magic foods are they scarfing down?
Not surprisingly a diet that consists of the same shiat that every other Argentine eats daily, minus any form of vegetable
(No, puré de something fatty and a “Russian” salad are not considered vegetables*). What do they eat, you ask? Pasta, Milanesas, Meats, Ice Cream… oh ya, and 14 different types of salad. Sounds like a healthy, well-balanced diet to me!
*Vegetables aren’t common staples in the daily Argentine diet. If it isn’t meat, and it is a starch with cream or mayonnaise, it’s probably considered a vegetable.
I bet fat Maradona ate a lot of Russian salads…